
Holiday Classics Updated
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Santa, the elves, and the reindeer have all completed sensitivity training. So when Rudolph is born with a red nose,

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Santa, the elves, and the reindeer have all completed sensitivity training. So when Rudolph is born with a red nose,

“I am so glad I’m not taking Divination anymore!”
Hermione had just come down from the girls’ dormitory into the Gryffindor common room. She plopped

I would like to point out that the University of Michigan ranks among the top 15 finest universities in the world. Academically. We are talking

*Any resemblances to real persons or events, past or present, are strictly coincidental.
Circa 1978
She: Honey, I think we were supposed to take that

12: What do you like about the movie?
Author: Well, lots of things, actually. The strong emphasis on human moral responsibility. The reflection on what

Oh cable, I could not part with you!
I came close, though. You know how it works: you negotiate a one-year deal, and then when

Every time I work in my yard, I feel as if I’m living out metaphors. Weeding? Obviously a metaphor for rooting out sin. Pruning? A

Boy, do I sound bah-humbug already. You know, maybe what I need—maybe what we all could use—is a nice fresh start. Something completely different to

“How was your summer?” was the obvious lead-in to conversations, a question I’m never sure how to answer. And then, it struck me…

Therefore everyone who hears these words and puts them into practice is like the wise woman who followed the instructions on the internet when she