Pious Petunia Canvasses the Neighborhood
You’ve exchanged friendly hellos while fetching the mail, and now you wonder: who are these alien beings?
You’ve exchanged friendly hellos while fetching the mail, and now you wonder: who are these alien beings?
In a vast, blazingly bright atrium, crowds of church angels mill about, carrying tote bags emblazoned with the AngelPAC logo. A huge banner draped across
Anyway, our team has heard that you young people are getting really discouraged about, you know, everything. So we decided to reach out and have
You’re living through traumatic times. After fifteen-plus months spent regarding all members of the public—along with one’s science-doubting relatives—as walking dispensers of viral load, you
Well, you can tell Mom and Dad that “you” will indeed be present. And “you” will have lost a great deal of weight. And they
Earth: Look, I try not to pay much attention to human politics. I have so much to do, what with plate techtonics and weather systems
For all the complaints about how exhausting Zoom meetings are, they do offer fresh opportunities to bond with your coworkers—or get revenge on them, as
“Creatures, our free forty minutes are almost up. So I just want to encourage you all and review our mission objectives. It’s been great to
What I’m saying is that even if you are now cooped up in the house with small, rambunctious children who behave like monkeys, things could
t’s time once again to welcome guest blogger and advice columnist Pious Petunia, offering timely wisdom and incisively soothing commentary on modern romance.