
Pious Petunia Strolls Gracefully Down the Via Dolorosa
It’s time once again to consult with our guest columnist Pious Petunia, seeking her wisdom to console and guide us through the rough spots on

It’s time once again to consult with our guest columnist Pious Petunia, seeking her wisdom to console and guide us through the rough spots on

I’ve been thinking about the complexity of modern communications and entertainment and the very long distance between the Ancient Near Eastern world of the Bible

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Santa, the elves, and the reindeer have all completed sensitivity training. So when Rudolph is born with a red nose,

“I am so glad I’m not taking Divination anymore!”
Hermione had just come down from the girls’ dormitory into the Gryffindor common room. She plopped

I would like to point out that the University of Michigan ranks among the top 15 finest universities in the world. Academically. We are talking

*Any resemblances to real persons or events, past or present, are strictly coincidental.
Circa 1978
She: Honey, I think we were supposed to take that

Today, guest blogger and advice columnist Pious Petunia offers hard-earned wisdom for brides, grooms, friends, and other victims of the summer wedding frenzy.
Dear Miss

12: What do you like about the movie?
Author: Well, lots of things, actually. The strong emphasis on human moral responsibility. The reflection on what

Oh cable, I could not part with you!
I came close, though. You know how it works: you negotiate a one-year deal, and then when

Even wearing out your credit card will not alter this world into a rustic cabin in Maine with fluffy yellow lab puppies by the fire