Hogwarts Adjusts to New Realities
“I am so glad I’m not taking Divination anymore!”
Hermione had just come down from the girls’ dormitory into the Gryffindor common room. She plopped
“I am so glad I’m not taking Divination anymore!”
Hermione had just come down from the girls’ dormitory into the Gryffindor common room. She plopped
I would like to point out that the University of Michigan ranks among the top 15 finest universities in the world. Academically. We are talking
*Any resemblances to real persons or events, past or present, are strictly coincidental.
Circa 1978
She: Honey, I think we were supposed to take that
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Dear Miss
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